Wolverine vs Tasmanian Devil

November 25th, 2008

Which real-life animal is cooler?

I’m kinda feeling the wolverine’s lazy pear-shaped steez.

15 Responses to “Wolverine vs Tasmanian Devil”

  1. I once saw a tasmanian devil in a zoon in Aussie, that thing frantically ran around and around the enclosure the whole time I was there. I think I’m gonna go with the tasmanian devil just because it was so wild!

  2. KONG says:

    I’m a local Taswegian so I gotta go the Tassie Dev. They’re all dying out from a contageous mouth cancer so they’re all runnin round at the moment with faces worse than the elephant man, I wouldn’t wanna come across a pissed off one.

  3. Steve says:

    I agree
    Tassie devils are intense to be around.
    “Don’t judge objects by their size” – is today’s lesson

  4. ches says:

    tasmanian devils are CRAZY!!! definitely the tasmanian devil.

  5. alex pwns tyler says:

    I agree, tasmanian devils are better than wolverines by far

  6. alex is a flammer says:

    Wolverine are beast and beat the shit outta full grown bears you all are retarded

  7. mike m says:

    yeah i agree wolverines are sweet for there size the will destroy

  8. Gaga says:

    WOLVERINES ARE TEH SHIZ!
    :)

    Srsly, guys. They’re wicked fast and vicious, and I’ve never even seen one running around in it’s encloser or whatever, but I still know they’re freaking crazy!!

    :D

  9. paul says:

    in a fight to the death, wolverine would win, but it would be fierce. and bloody. the the tasmanian devil dosen’t have the size advantage the wolverine has. however, the wolverine would propably bleed to death eventually. tasmanian devils are like wolverines in mini. it would be one battle!!

  10. James says:

    I have spent the last 7 years studding wolverines; I also lived in AU for 3 of those years. I have seen both animals up close and personal. THE WOLVERINE WOULD DESTROY THE DEVIL, besides the size, wolverines are known for their cunning and even beat foxes at their own game, they are also incredibly strong and most leading zoologist how have studied the wolverine say pound for pound it is the most powerful animal alive, not to mention that wolverine have the second most powerful jaw strength in the (world for their size) which they use to slice thru meat that is frozen solid and there claws are razor sharp and they use them to take down pray sell over four times there size, And come on! When these animals where young they bit each other with those major champers, and almost never drew blood. Plus the wolverine has a smell worse than a skunks that it could spray at the devil, not to mention the nick name for the wolverine is the “Indian devil” which it got for its well earned reputation for being bad tempered.

    Devil would wound, wolverine would kill, end of discussion.

  11. fligl digl says:

    dont you hate it when 15yr olds com online and say they have studied this shit and done all this research for years and have been around both animals. make up facts, and exaggerate everything.
    You are pretty much saying that wolverines are the toughest anmal alive and could kill grizzlys and kodiaks and polar bears like nothing else.
    you are wrong, and i call bullshit on pretty much everything you said just then “James”.

    I dont doubt a wolverine would win in a fight, but that wasnt the question you tool. Tassie devils are way cooler. Vicious little muts with one hell of a bark and a bit to match, tassie devil feeding frenzies are a thing you have to see

  12. alexis says:

    when i saw it i was scared of it so i will never get close to one of them in my life

  13. Shiiiiiiit says:

    shiiiiiiiit look at the nuts on that tasmanian devil! that thing could teabag the wolverine!! yup that should do the trick

  14. u know it says:

    wolverines would demolish spray crap on then eat the tasmanian devils.you devilfans think you know what you’re talking about.wolverine will rip that chiuaua wo shreds.end of discussion

  15. Michigan Wolverine says:

    Wolverines are among the most vicious animals in the world, taking on bears, cougars, and wolves to steal their kills. They are also among the strongest (for their size), and have a very powerful bite. Old time trappers in North America hated them, because they followed trap lines and ate the trapped animals, ruining their pelts; they were also feared, because if a trapper cornered one, it would ferociously attack. The taz looks like a mongrel dog, while the wolverine resembles a bear. Wolverine wins on all counts! (Go University of Michigan Wolverines!!!)

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